short funny quotes by InspiredN The following are my favorite funny quotes that you might love to read. If you like my collection then you must share it to appreciate me. Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? – Benny Hill Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. – Bernard Baruch Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. – Bertrand Russell The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Bertrand Russell Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. – Betty White Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. – Bill Vaughan Money won’t buy happiness, but